Category Archives: funny ha ha

mommies don’t have penises

bedtime for the boys started out pretty normal tonight. diapers changed, pajamas on, and teeth brushed, we went into Logan’s room to put him to bed first. as usual, Zander helped us sing “rock-a-bye Logan”, and then yelled “bounce!” as … Continue reading

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mr. contrary

did you ever read those mr. men and little miss books when you were younger? you know the ones…Little Miss Sunshine, Mr. Fussy, etc., written by British author Roger Hargreaves. i did. i loved them. well, i have an idea … Continue reading

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Haiku Friday: the magic of corn

the magic of corn such a strange phenomenon such a small veggie no matter how much we chew chew chew when we eat it reappears whole sorry if that’s tmi, but seriously…whaddup with that??? the other day we had corn … Continue reading

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snotface

both the boys have problems with stuffy noses. their noses are clogged with “boogies” all the time. thankfully, they’ve gotten used to the constant wiping, the use of the snot-sucker, and mom picking their noses all day long. Zander learned … Continue reading

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Scrolling Saturday: and now for some comic relief

when i was looking through my archives for something to post for Scrolling Saturday, i saw this post and new it was the one. it’s the perfect post to follow yesterday’s haiku about how serious my blog has been lately. … Continue reading

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Scrolling Saturday – the search for Carl

Melissa from Such Simple Pleasures and Coleen from Manners and Moxie have started something called “Scrolling Saturday“. basically, you re-publish a post from the past. as Melissa put it, “All you do is, take an archived post, one that was … Continue reading

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Happy New Year!

well, it’s 10:41pm here….i’m sitting on the couch blogging, and hubby is currently de-linting a tennis ball (Logan tends to eat lint whenever he finds it). do we know how to party, or what? since we became parents, our New … Continue reading

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Haiku Friday: Blogger…why oh why?

we used to be friends you held my hand at the start so new to blogging then it all started losts posts, wouldn’t save my words we drifted apart then i found WordPress sad was i when i did move … Continue reading

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Zander’s Secret

Zander recently picked up the word secret from watching an episode of Backyardigans…i think. anyway, he’s been using it as often as he can, even though he doesn’t exactly know what it means yet. which, of course, makes it that … Continue reading

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the thumb test

we were all sitting around the table, just finishing our dinner. Zander had pulled his chair around the table to sit beside his daddy. hubby: ooh, Zander…you stink! did you poop? Zander: hmmm. not sure. a better check! [reaching his … Continue reading

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