Category Archives: on being a tool

i’m one hot momma

a couple of weeks ago, i was sitting down to lunch with the boys. i had worked up a sweat changing diapers, washing bottles/sippy cups, getting lunch ready and rounding up the boys. feeling like i was about to burst … Continue reading

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it’s official…i suck!

i said that to hubby on the phone this morning, and he said “sweeeet!”…get your mind out of the gutter! this is the reason i suck.  the boys are late risers, and they normally wake up somewhere between 8am and … Continue reading

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100 things you never knew you wanted to know about me

i’ve finally reached 100 posts…not without a few bumps along the way. so, in honour of this important milestone, here is a list of 100 useless facts about me…i’m sure you will be riveted! note: i’ve sprinkled the more interesting … Continue reading

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When Poop Makes You Cry

I know what you’re thinking. The title may lead you to believe that this post is about the eye-watering stench coming from my sons’ toxic-waste-filled diapers…most likely Logan’s. Well, you would be wrong. I now pose this question…in run-on-sentence form. … Continue reading

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