Category Archives: welcome to the monkey house

mommies don’t have penises

bedtime for the boys started out pretty normal tonight. diapers changed, pajamas on, and teeth brushed, we went into Logan’s room to put him to bed first. as usual, Zander helped us sing “rock-a-bye Logan”, and then yelled “bounce!” as … Continue reading

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Pink Eye waiting to happen

i swear, Logan is a wobbly-walking accident waiting to happen. sometimes hubby and i wonder how he survives the day. i know toddlers tend to have no fear…but he not only has not one teensy-tiny bit of fear, he laughs … Continue reading

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Haiku Friday: where the hell’d she go?

hey, have you seen cate? she hasn’t blogged in ages where the hell’d she go? she used to be here it’s like she done dropped off the face of the planet! i’m here. and i’m sorry i left the blogosphere … Continue reading

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Haiku Friday: packing sucks

packing up the house an endless sea of cardboard will it ever end? been packing for weeks never be able to tell haven’t made a dent surpised at what’s found where did all this crap come from? do we need … Continue reading

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the wandering mind of a toddler

as if he had hacked into my email and read the message where i told JJ that i would post this morning’s breakfast conversation of it was blog-worthy, Zander was in rare form this morning! this is the conversation i … Continue reading

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snotface

both the boys have problems with stuffy noses. their noses are clogged with “boogies” all the time. thankfully, they’ve gotten used to the constant wiping, the use of the snot-sucker, and mom picking their noses all day long. Zander learned … Continue reading

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Scrolling Saturday: and now for some comic relief

when i was looking through my archives for something to post for Scrolling Saturday, i saw this post and new it was the one. it’s the perfect post to follow yesterday’s haiku about how serious my blog has been lately. … Continue reading

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Haiku Friday – where’d the funny go?

been all doom and gloom my writing so serious it’s just not like me my loyal readers i’m sure you’ve been wondering where’d the funny go? this blog has been so serious….nothing but serious. all kinds of downer posts. granted, … Continue reading

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a breakfast incident

something happened at breakfast this morning that hasn’t happened in a long time.  Zander threw up. this used to be a regular occurrence.  so regular, that it was daily for a while.  just the hint of texture in his food … Continue reading

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Wordless Wednesday – it was a bit windy last week

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